A stunning Senior Moment - so true and so funny! - David Wardell
After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows: "You're right son. We didn't have those things when we were young... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh*t, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was amazing!
N.B. I'm indebted to my good friend George Rice for forwarding me this via email. I don't know the original source but, whoever you are, I salute you!